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Sunday, October 19, 2008

The Weirdest and Coolest Deformed Animals on Earth

A Deformed Cow

This unusual six-legged Cambodian cow was found resting at the farm near to the Cambodia city, Phnom Penh on October 7, 2003. The monks from the local pagoda who scared of getting bad fortune that would bring by the cow, later named it as “Cham Leck.” (Literally means “strange”)


A Deformed Octopus

This six-legged octopus or “hexapus” was found by the British marine experts. They claimed that this was the first unusual sea creature discovered among the octopus families. It was observed to have two limbs lesser than its normal species. His keepers at the Blackpool Sea Life Centre which is situated in the northwest of England believed that its deformity was due to the birth defect instead of the casual accident.


A Deformed Giraffe
This was Gemina, a giraffe which was found to have a dominant crooked neck joining to its body at the Santa Barbara Zoo. Unfortunately, it died on January 9, 2008.


A Deformed Lamb

This seven-legged lamb was photographed when it was found on July 31, 2007, at the farm at Methven near to Christ Church which is situated in the South Island of New Zealand. The veterinarian, Steve Williams believed that this deformity was caused by a misprint in embryo formation. Due to this scientific reason, the lamb was being born polydactyl (or with many legs). He further remarked that this is a common condition that may have occurred once in every several million sheep.




A Deformed Duckling






Duck With Four Legs - video powered by Metacafe



One deformed duckling called “Stumpy” was found at Warrawee Duck Farm in Copythorne, Hamphire (a country on the south coast of England), England. This duckling was born in 2007 with four legs which is unusual to a typical duck that has two legs. While examining this duckling, the scientist found that it has two unusual legs grown out behind its normal pair of legs. According to its owner, the duck has no problem with its daily activities despite these deformed legs which was caused by a rare mutation. These two legs seemed to support its movement.


A Deformed Reptile Fossil
Scientists have long found the double-headed fossil. From the laboratory sample, this aquatic reptile was identified died at its very young age before forming into a fossil. This extinct adult reptile was diagnosed to grow as long as one meter. Its relatively long neck marked its unusual feature among its species.



Two Deformed Calves
Before New Year's Eve, one unusual and unexplainable phenomenon occurred in a dairy farm in Virginia, an American state on the Atlantic Coast of the southern United States. A mother cow gave birth to a calf with two faces on December 27, 2006. This calf was believed to be a product of artificial insemination. There was not much of a difference from this calf and other ordinary ones when viewing it from its neck until to its tail. Nevertheless, the rare characteristic for such “double-sided” calf was that it has a relatively unusual large head. It breathed out of two noses, and has two tongues, which moved independently.


This six-legged calf was born on April 29, 2007 at the farm of Brian Slocum of Litchfield. The calf was diagnosed to have both male and female reproductive organs



Three Deformed Tortoises

This tortoise was seen on June 24, 2007, in Huaibei which is located in the eastern part of Anhui Province of China. The local media reported that its gourd shaped resembling a large fruit with a hard skin and soft juicy flesh inside was the result of a gene mutation. That means the gene mutation has contributed to its aberration, a condition of a temporary change from what is normal or acceptable among its species.


During the birthday celebration of this two-headed Greek tortoise on September 5, 2007, the official of the Natural History Museum in Geneva presented it to the press and public. The tortoise was named after the two-headed Roman god as Janus when it was born on September 3, 1997. The museum then invited those children who were born in 1997 to participate in the celebration of Janus's birthday.



Two Deformed Snakes

As seen in the photo, this albino snake was born with two heads. The strange feature for such snake is that its two separate mouths were connected to the same stomach. Usually, the snake, which was born with this deformed characteristic, would not live longer. As a result, its life may be as short as two months. Nevertheless, the snake that you see in the picture had unexpectedly survived for a long life span of 8 years.






Two Deformed Kittens

This two-faced kitten was born in Inverness, Fla. It has one esophagus, two noses and four eyes. This photo was pictured while its owner, Cobra Macini was feeing his beloved kitten.

One unusual event happened in Oregon City in the United States. A kitten was born with only one large eye grown on the position of its nose on December 28, 2005. This type of deformity is known as Holoprosencephaly. Besides one eye, the kitten was also found to have no nose at all. This deformed kitten finally died two days after it was born.


A Deformed Crocodile
These baby crocodiles were born in June 2001, at the Samut Prakarn Crocodile Farm which is located on the outskirts of Bangkok, Thailand. Unfortunately, they were born with their bodies joined together at their bottom part. They were reptiles identified for having two tails and eight legs.


A Deformed Chicken

A chicken with four legs was discovered on September 21, 2006, in one of the chicken farms in the United States. This chicken was different from other normal chickens as it has four very long legs attached beneath its body.


Deformed Pigs

The research team from the Taiwan University succeeded in producing three green fluorescent pigs. According to the professor of the University, Prof. Dr. Wu, these three green fluorescent pigs were the outcomes of this experiment, in which the green fluorescent genes from the jellyfish were implanted into three transgenic pig embryos. It produced three pigs that have their entire bodies emitting green fluorescent light.


A Deformed Turtle




The local people in Costa Rica happened to come across the rarely seen double-headed turtle lying on the shore. This turtle did not have a typical appearance of a turtle, as it had two brains grown out on its front. The turtle in the photo was hatched on the beach on November 20, 2005 in this deformed manner when it was found.



Two Deformed Frogs

In 1995, many seriously deformed leopard frogs were discovered around the lakes and rivers in the wetlands of the United States. According to reliable sources, several species with these deformities have been found across Minnesota, and into neighboring South Dakota, Quebec and Wisconsin over years. Among these deformed frogs, some were found with three legs, some were found to be handicapped of legs, and some even have four to five legs. When this news spread, it quickly drew the attention of environmental experts. New research identifies that such deformities have been caused partly due to runoff from farming and ranching. This conclusion was supported by the study of a University of Colorado, as they agreed that the growing number of deformed frogs were primarily caused by the nutrient-rich runoff from farming and ranching as indicated by the new research.

The World's Most Expensive Foods!

White Truffle


Not surprising, the white truffle is the world's most expensive mushroom. Found in the Piedmont region of Northern Italy, the white truffle's price is due to it's relative rarity. These truffles are generally sold for anywhere between ,350 and ,700 per kilogram. The record price paid for this delicacy, however, was 0,000 for 1.5 kilograms worth.


Essen Platinum Club Sandwich


The world's most expensive sandwich is the Essen Platinum Club Sandwich. It is a triple-decker sandwich, containing the finest grade chicken, ham, hard-boiled quails' eggs and white truffles. This sandwich contains almost 2,000 calories and is the world's most expensive, selling for a hefty price of almost 0.


Steak and Mushroom Pie


Based on the traditional steak and mushroom pie that is so popular in England, this dish contains ,000 worth of Wagyu beef, ,330 worth of Matsutake mushrooms, two bottles of Chateau Mouton Rothschild priced at ,200 each, black truffles and edible gold leaf. The whole pie serves 8 people and costs around ,900. A single slice costs ,990, but is also served with a glass of champagne.


Le Parker Meridien Omelet


The most expensive omelet in the world is sold at Le Parker Meridien restaurant in New York City. It contains 10 ounces of Sevruga caviar, six eggs, and an entire lobster. If you order it in the restaurant, it costs ,000. To make it yourself at home, the ingredients will only run you 0.


Serendipity 3 Sundae


One of the most expensive desserts in the world is a sundae sold at Serendipity 3, located on the east side of Manhattan. Listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's most expensive dessert, it consists of five scoops of Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream, Madagascar vanilla, 23 karat edible gold leaf, and the world's most expensive chocolate, the Amedei Porceleana. To order this rich dessert, it will cost you over ,000.


Kona Nigari Water


The most expensive water in the world is Kona Nigari water. This desalinated, high-mineral water comes from the deep waters off the coast of Hawaii and costs .75 per ounce.


Wray and Nephew White Overproof Rum


This rum is the highest-selling because of it's rarity as well as it's high proof. Bottled in 1940, there are only 4 bottles left in the world, each priced at around ,000.

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Tieguanyin


A rare Chinese green tea, Tieguanyin costs ,000 per kilo (2 lbs, 3 oz) and approximately for a single cup.


Kopi Luwak



You can't have a discussion of the world's most expensive foods without mentioning Kopi Luwak. Originating from Sumatra, Kopi Luwak is created from coffee beans that have passed through the digestive track of the Asian Palm Civet. The civets eat the coffee berries and the undigested beans pass through their system. The beans are then collected and brewed. Many people claim that the coffee has a high level of complex acidity that cannot be achieved through any other brewing method. With only around 500 pounds of beans produced every year, the cost for a pound is upwards of 0.

Friday, September 5, 2008

intelligent sardar ji

A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."

Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don´t know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question: "What´s the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.

"Okay," says the American, "your turn".

He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer searches all his preferences. .......no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.

The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what´s the answer?"

Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse, hands the american $5, and goes back to sleep.



ShYaRi

Sunday, August 31, 2008

THE BIGGEST RESORT IN THE WORLD

biggest resort in the world

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

friends gives hope



a friend gives hope

when life is low

a friends is a place

when u have

nowhere to go

a friend is honest

a friends is true

a friend is precious

and that

my friends is you

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

knowing a friend



knowing a friend like you has made me happy
in a million ways and if ever i have to let you go ,
i would find a millian reasons to make you stay.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

sardar ji in america

Three Sardarjis went for a tour to America.They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel.
After taking rest they started for a local visit.
While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out.
After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30.
Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble.
After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said,
“I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only”.
Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor.
Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story.
The third one said,
“I forgot the room key which is on the manager’s table”.
They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said,
” I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end”.
They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said,
” The keys were in my pocket only”.
With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor.
After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said,
” I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only”.
Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied:
“This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to this…!!!”

Thursday, August 14, 2008

SARDAR’S BIRTHDAY..

SARDAR’S BIRTHDAY..
Sardar went for an interview, The question was when is your birthday?
Sardar: 19th january.
Interviewer: which year?
Sardar: Nonsense..Every Year.

na neend

Na Neend Ati Hain Na Chain Ata HaiKoi
Tu Batahe Aisa Kyun Hota Hain
Chalte Chalte Qadam Rukh Jate Hain
Jaise Koi Awaz De Raha Hota Hain
Chehra To Nazar Nahi Ata Hain
Lakin Kisi Ka Ehsas Wahan Hota hain
Apno Ki Mehfil Main Beygana Lagta Hoon
Sub Ke Hote Hue Dil Na Jane
Kisi Ko Doond Raha Hota Hain

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

allIndia Radio

Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is allIndia Radio!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

skeleton

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

Monday, August 11, 2008

wireless technology

The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire;
they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.
US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.
A sardar in India found nothing. Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

bitten by mosquitoes

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He gotirritated…drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Saturday, August 9, 2008

an interview

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

Friday, August 8, 2008

accident

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Thursday, August 7, 2008

FRIENDSHIP FUNDA.........

FRIENDSHIP FUNDA........."

Friendship Is Like...

NOKIA!Connecting People!

Friendship Is Like...

!SAMSUNGEvery One Is Invited

Friendship Is Like...

CELL ONEChanging Life Style!

Friendship Is Like...

PHILIPSLets Makes Things Better!

Friendship Is Like...

TAPALJaisay Chaho Jeoooo!

Friendship Is Like...

SPRITESirf Yeh Bhujaye Pyas Baki All Bakwass!

Friendship Is Like...

PEPSIAsk For More!

Friendship Is Like...

LGDigitally Yours!

Friendship Is Like..

. NIKEJust Do It!

Friendship Is Like...

HABIBKyoun Kay Ye Dil Ka Mamla Hai!

Friendship Is Like...

WAVESNaam Hi Kafi Hai!

Friendship Is Like...

BUTTER SCOTCH (hmmm)Chalti Jayee Chalti Jayee Chali Jayeeeee!

Friendship Is Like...

COCA COLAEnjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Tum ho, Hum ho

Dil karta hai aaj bas tum ho hum ho

is nagri mein mohabbat ki, na ho koi duja
mere dil mein ahesas sirf tum ho

aitbar tum mera, tum ho meri pooja
ishq hai junoon hai aur hai gudgudata sama

tum hue hamare yeh jaan ke mausam hasa
aayo aab tum bahon mein aa

jaois pyaar ke na mile kabhi saza

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

give me a ring

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him.
Darling on ourengagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

two wheeler

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar whyare you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Munna Bhai and Circuit Jokes

Munna Bhai and Circuit Jokes
PROFESSORAkal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
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CIRCUIT
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU
Nehin.
CIRCUIT
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
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MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI
Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
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MAMU
Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST
Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUITBole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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PRINCIPAL
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI
Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Yahi to maza hai peene mein

यही तो मज़ा है पीने
मेंयही तो उत्सुकता है पी के जीने
मेंकरो जो चाहो तुम पी के दुनिया
मेंदिलेरी कर लो है दफ़न जो चाह सीना mein
*
Yahi to maza hai peene mein
yehi to utsukta hai pee ke jeene mein
karo jo chaho tum pee ke duniya mein
dileri kar lo hai dafan jo chah seena mein
**
Peene mein kya gum hai
Pee ke jeene mein kya gum hai
hum ne pe nahi hui hai to kya
peene ka ehasaas to hamme hai
**


*Lagta ha is sharabi ko aap pahachan na saki
sharabi hum maana, majnoo hum nahilagta hai
aap abhi bhi hamme samajh na sakimajnoo hai
apne hazzar per mein kisi ke laila nahi
**
दोस्ती का नशा काम नही होता
पीने सेहोता है जीने का मज़ा
दूना पीने सेआज मिलके पेते है हम दोस्त
यहामहफ़िल का रंग दूना होता है पीने से*
Dosti ka nasha kaam nahi hota peene se
Hota hai Jeene ka Maza duna peene se
aaj milke pete hai hum dost yaha
mahafil ka rang duna hota hai peene se

Weight Loss Plan - funny story

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
He lost 63 pounds that week.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Catch a Rabbit - funny story

Catch a Rabbit


The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Some of the great discoveries made by Man and Woman!!!!

Some of the great discoveries made by Man and Woman!!!!


Man discovered Colours and invented PAINT,

Woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKE-UP.

Man discovered WORDS and invented CONVERSATION,

Woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Man discovered games and invented PLAYING CARDS,

Woman discovered PLAYING CARDS and invented TAROT.

Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,

Woman discovered FOOD and invented the DIET.

Man discovered EMOTIONS and invented LOVE,

Woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE

Man discovered WOMAN
and invented SEX

Woman discovered SEX and invented the HEADACHE.

Man discovered TRADE and invented MONEY,

Woman discovered MONEY and that put an end to everything up.......