intelligent sardar ji

A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa." Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep. The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don´t know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The American asks the first question: "What´s the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American. "Okay," says the American, "your turn". He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer searches all his preferences. .......no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500. The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep. The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what´s the answer?" Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse, hands the american $5, and goes back to sleep.

sardar ji in america

Three Sardarjis went for a tour to America.They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel.
After taking rest they started for a local visit.
While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out.
After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30.
Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble.
After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said,
“I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only”.
Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor.
Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story.
The third one said,
“I forgot the room key which is on the manager’s table”.
They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said,
” I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end”.
They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said,
” The keys were in my pocket only”.
With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor.
After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said,
” I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only”.
Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied:
“This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to this…!!!”

SARDAR’S BIRTHDAY..

SARDAR’S BIRTHDAY..
Sardar went for an interview, The question was when is your birthday?
Sardar: 19th january.
Interviewer: which year?
Sardar: Nonsense..Every Year.

allIndia Radio

Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is allIndia Radio!

skeleton

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

wireless technology

The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire;
they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.
US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.
A sardar in India found nothing. Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back.

bitten by mosquitoes

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He gotirritated…drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

an interview

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

accident

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

give me a ring

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him.
Darling on ourengagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

two wheeler

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar whyare you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

sardar arrested - joke

Why was the sardar arrested in the political rally?
Because he saw a girl going around with a
badge on her chest which said PRESS.
bolo tara ra ra ra.

IMPOSSIBLE

Columbus : THere no word called IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Santa : You must hav correctly checked the dictionary before buying it.

a sun or moon

A sardar looking at sky asks another sardar:that's a sun or moon?
He replies: oye! No idea,i am not from this city

Sardar wins

Sardar wins 20 cr frm Rs.20.00 lottery ticket.

Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my Rs.20.00 back.!

buying movie tickets.

Sardar is repeatedly buying movie tickets.

Finally the ticket seller asks him y?

Sardar says, some guy standing at the door is tearing my ticket!

India haar gaya - jokes

Frnd to sardar:yaar kal India ke match pe

400Rs lagaye the,India haar gaya.

Sardar:Mai n to 800 hara.

Frnd:kyo?

Sardar:400 raat ko highlights pe lagaye the.

India haar gaya - jokes

Frnd to sardar:yaar kal India ke match pe
400Rs lagaye the,India haar gaya.
Sardar:Mai n to 800 hara.
Frnd:kyo?
Sardar:400 raat ko highlights pe lagaye the.

Santa Singh's Interview

Santa Singh's Interview
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Santa Singh: Bad.
Interviewer: Come.
Santa Singh: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly.
Santa Singh: Pichlli.
Interviewer: U G L Y?
Santa Singh: PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Santa Singh: Keep Talking.
Interviewer: Get Out.
Santa Singh: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Santa Singh: Oh your Devil.
Interviewer: You are Rejected.
Santa Singh: I am Selected.

Santa Banta on Double Decker Bus

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh.
He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Are Banta Singh!
What the heck's going' on? Why are you scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?" Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.* "