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dead lock situation

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Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets
spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .

Employee-BOss

Boss:

Arz kiya hai.........

Office may Kaam hote hain...

Galtiyon ka sama hota hai....

Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....

Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...

Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai.... J J J ......

Employee's reply...

Arz kiya hai.........

Appraisal hote hain...

Disappointment ka sama hota hai...

Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai....

Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte...

Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota hai.... (Wah wah ..... wah wah ...

wah wah ...)

Aziz Premji's comment on reservation..-ALL INDIANS MUST READ

Premji's comment on reservation !! Good one...!!!
Hi Friends!

Have a look at this! How convincingly an intelligent man speaks out his heart at the no-sense move made by Indian politicians. I hope that strikes them somewhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PASS IT ON........!

Wipro chairman Mr. Azim Premji's comment on reservation:

I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for Muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly.

The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by an OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century.

We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player.

Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 km/ hour to an OBC player.

Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal.

Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.

There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let's recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and politicians (that can really help the country...)

Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country...)

Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward...
Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country.
Let's be proud of being an INDIAN...

May the good breed of politicians like ARJUN SINGH long live...

"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

Vo Nahi Mera

Vo Nahi Mera Magar Us Se Mohabat Hai To Hai,
Yeh Agar Rasmo Rivazo Se Bagawat Hai To Hai;
Sach Ko Maine Sach Kaha Jab Keh Diya To Keh Diya,
Ab Zamaneki Nazar Mein Ye Himaakat Hai To Hai;
Dost Ban Kar Dushmano Sa Vo Satata Hai Mujhe,
"Fir Bhi Us Pathar Dil Pe Marna Apni Fitrat Hai To Hai";
Kab Kaha Mainey Ki Vo Mil Jaye Mujhko,
Uski Bahon Mein Dum Nikle Itni Hastrat Hai To Hai;
Jal Gaya Parvana To Usme Shama Ki Kya Khata,
Yun Raat Bhar Jalna-Jalaana Uski Kismat Hai To Hai;
Vo Sath Hai To Zinda Hu,
Meri Saanso Ko Uski Zaroorat Hai To Hai.....Dur They,
Dur Renhenge Har Dum Ye Zamein Asmaan,
Duriyon Ke Baad Bhi Dil Mein Kurbat Hai To Hai;
Mainey Kab Kaha Tu Mil Hi Jae Mujhe,
Par Gair Na Ho Jaye Itni Si Hasrat Hai To Hai;

99 Facts About Guys

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is
.5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships

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some more amazing facts

The only golf course on the island of Tonga has 15 holes, and there’s no penalty if a monkey steals your golf ball.
o Legislation passed during WWI making it illegal to say “gesundheit” to a sneezer was never repealed.
o Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans, but don’t do so because they have no ears with which to hear the sound.
o SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
o Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.
o Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender’s system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.
o Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.
o The first McDonald’s restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh, Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.
o The Air Force’s F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research into how bumblebees fly.
o You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent bauxite.
o Silly Putty was “discovered” as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It’s not widely publicized for obvious reasons.
o Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.
o The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the *** of a cadaver.
o The sport of jai alai originated from a game played by Incan priests who held cats by their tails and swung at leather balls. The cats would instinctively grab at the ball with their claws, thus enabling players to catch them.
o A cat’s purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White.
o The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his “signature” on the keyboard.
o The volume of water that the Giant Sequoia tree consumes in a 24-hour period contains enough suspended minerals to pave 17.3 feet of a 4-lane concrete freeway.
o King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe.
o Because printed materials are being replaced by CD-ROM, microfiche and the Internet, libraries that previously sank into their foundations under the weight of their books are now in danger of collapsing in extremely high winds.
o In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation.
o Touch-tone telephone keypads were originally planned to have buttons for Police and Fire Departments, but they were replaced with * and # when the project was cancelled in favor of developing the 911 system.
o Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
o Calvin, of the “Calvin and Hobbes” comic strip, was patterned after President Calvin Coolidge, who had a pet tiger as a boy.
o Watching an hour-long soap opera burns more calories than watching a three-hour baseball game.
o Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels.
o You can actually sharpen the blades on a pencil sharpener by wrapping your pencils in aluminum foil before inserting them.
o To human taste buds, Zima is virtually indistinguishable from zebra urine.
o Seven out of every ten hockey-playing Canadians will lose a tooth during a game. For Canadians who don’t play hockey, that figure drops to five out of ten.
o A dog’s naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against carpet.
o A team of University of Virginia researchers released a study promoting the practice of picking one’s nose, claiming that the health benefits of keeping nasal passages free from infectious blockages far outweigh the negative social connotations.
o Among items left behind at Osama bin Laden’s headquarters in Afghanistan were 27 issues of Mad Magazine. Al Qaeda members have admitted that bin Laden is reportedly an avid reader.
o Urine from male cape water buffaloes is so flammable that some tribes use it for lantern fuel.
o At the first World Cup championship in Uruguay, 1930, the soccer balls were actually monkey skulls wrapped in paper and leather.
o Every Labrador retriever dreams about bananas.
o If you put a bee in a film canister for two hours, it will go blind and leave behind its weight in honey.
o Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.
o Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.

amazing facts

Sixty Amazing-but-True Facts!
o In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.
o The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth’s magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.
o The idea for “tribbles” in “Star Trek” came from gerbils, since some gerbils are actually born pregnant.
o Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.
o Johnny Plessey batted .331 for the Cleveland Spiders in 1891, even though he spent the entire season batting with a rolled-up, lacquered copy of the Toledo Post-Dispatch.
o Smearing a small amount of dog *** on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.
o The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren’t for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.
o The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was owned by Frank Sinatra.

1. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
2. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
3. Never take life seriously Nobody gets out alive anyway.
4. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
5. Life is sexually transmitted.
6. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
7. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
8. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
10. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
11. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
12. Have you noticed since everyone has a cam recorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
13. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
14. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
15. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
16. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
17. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come torealize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
18. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

facts

Raw cashews are poisonous and must be roasted before they can be eaten (this is probably one reason that you can't buy cashews in the shell
Vietnamese currency consists only of paper money; no coins.
During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, Red Vineyard at Arles.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Skin is thickest on the back -- 1/6 of an inch
The most sensitive finger is the forefinger.
Alaska is the most northern, western and eastern state; it also has the highest latitude,the most eastern longitude and the most western longitude.
Cinderella's slippers were originally made out of fur.
The story was changed in the 1600s by a translator.
It was the left shoe that Aschenputtel (Cinderella) lost at the stairway,
when the prince tried to follow her
A large flawless emerald is worth more than a similarly large flawless diamond.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life"
A penguin only has sex twice a year.

Amazing facts

Amazing facts
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but mens noses and ears never stop growing.
When Coca-Cola began to be sold in China, they used characters that would sound like "Coca-Cola" when spoken. Unfortunately, what they turned out to mean was "Bite the wax tadpole". It did not sell well.
Tomatoes and cucumbers are fruits.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.

some great facts

1.Napoleon's christening name was Italian: Napoleone Buonaparte(OR Bonaparte). He was born on the island of Corsica one year after it became French property. As a boy, Napoleon hated the French.

2.The the oldest living thing on earth is 12,000 years old. It is the flowering shrubs called creosote bushes in the Mojave Desert.

3.Money notes are not made from paper, they are made mostly from a special blend of cotton and linen. In 1932, when a shortage of cash occurred in Tenino, Washington, USA, notes were made out of wood for a brief period

4.The Grammy Awards were introduced to counter the threat of rock music. In the late 1950s, a group of record executives were alarmed by the explosive success of rock ‘n roll, considering it a threat to "quality" music.

some facts about animals

1.Did you know there are two kinds of pandas? There is the Long-tailed Himalayan carnivore that looks like a raccoon and there is the Giant panda bear that lives in Western China.

2.The Blue Whale's whistle is the loudest noise made by an animal.

3.Did you know there are two kinds of camels? One is the Arabian that lives in Western Asia and Northern Africa. It has one hump. And the second kind is called Bactrian which has two humps and lives in Mongolia and Chinese Turkistan.
4.There are two kinds of elephants: the African that is taller and has larger ears and the Indian that is small and has smaller ears.

5.The fastest human swimmer can swim at 6 miles per hour. The fastest mammal - the dolphin - can swim up to 35 miles per hour.
6.The smallest bird in the world is the Hummingbird. It weighs 1oz.
7.The bird that can fly the fastest is called a White It can fly up to 95 miles per hour.
8. Did you know fishes talk to each other? Some of them communicate by making noises in their throats by rasping their teeth, others use their swim bladders to make sounds.
9.A crocodile can't move its tongue and cannot chew.Its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail.

raat bhar hai jagaya mujhko

phir kisi yaad ne raat bhar hai jagaya mujhko

Kiya saza di hay mohabat nay khudaya mujhko
Din ko aaram hai na rat ko hai chain kabhi

Janay kis khaak say kudrat nay banaya mujhko
Dukh to yeh hai keh zamanay main milay ghair sabhi

Jo mila hai woh mila ban ke paraya mujhko
Jab koi bhi na raha kandha mere ronay ko

Ghar ki deewaron ne seenay say lagaya mujhko
aab to umeed-e-wafa tum say nahein hai koi

Phir charaghon ki tarah kis ne jalaya mujhko
Bewafa zindagi ne jab chor diya hai tanha

Maut ne pyaar say pehloo main bithaya mujhko
Woh diya hoon jo mohabbat ne jalaya tha kabhi

Gham ki andhi ne subah aur shaam bujhaya mujhko
kaisay bhoolon ga tere saath guajare lamhay

Yad aata raha julfon ka hi saya mujhko…..

Batata hai mujhe aaina kaisi berukhi se
Ke main mehroom hota ja raha hoon roshni se
—X—X—X—
Kise ilzaam doun mein rai’gan honay ka apnay
Keh saare faisley mein ne kiye khud hee khushi se
—X—X—X—
Her ek lamha rehti hai taza ak shikayat
Kabhi tujh se , kabhi khud se , kabhi is zindagi se
—X—X—X—
Mujhe ab tuk bohut khahish thi khud se guftugu ki
Mein chupta phir raha hoon aaj apnay aap hee se
—X—X—X—
Jo chahe wo sitam mujh per rawa rukhay ye duniya
Mujhe youn bhi tawaqa ab nahi kuch bhi kisi se..

old age

Two elderly people living in Trailer Estates, he was a Widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. The two were at the same table, across from one another as the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, ” Will you marry me?”
After about six seconds of ‘ careful consideration’ , she answered “Yes. Yes, I will. ”
The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to Their respective places.
Next morning, he was troubled. “Did she say ‘yes’ or did she say ‘no’?” He couldn’t remember. Try as he might, he just Could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to The telephone and called her.
First, he explained that he didn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, “When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ‘Yes’ or did you say ‘No’?”
He was delighted to hear her say, “Why, I said, ‘Yes, yes I will’ and I Meant it with all my heart. ” Then she continued, “I am so glad that you called, because I couldn’t remember who had asked me.”

Mujh Ko Bhulaaya Hoga

Kitni Azziyat Say Uss Ne Mujh Ko Bhulaaya Hoga…

Meri Yadoon Ne Ussay Khoob Rulaaya Hoga..
Baat Be-Baat Aankh Uss Ki Jo Chhalkee Hogi…….

Uss Ne Chehre Ko Baazuon Main Chupaaya Hoga…
Socha Ho Ga Uss Ne Din Main Kaee Baar Mujhay……

.Naam Hatheli Par Bhi Likh Likh Kay Mitaaya Hoga…
Jahan Uss Nay Mera Zikkr Suna Hoga Kisi Say..

Uss Ki Aankhon Main Koi Aansoo Tou Aaya Hoga..
Raat Ke Bheetnay Tak Neend Na Aai Hogi Tujhay……..

Tunay Takkiye Ko Bhi Seenay Se Lagaaya Hoga..
Hokay Nidhaal Meri Yadoon Se Tunay Jaana………

Meri Tasveer Pe Sar Apna Tikaaya Hoga……
Poocha Hoga Jo Kisi Ne Tere Halaat Ka Sabbab….

Tunay Baaton Main Khoob Uss Se Chupaaya Hoga

Jab se aik ajnabi ko apne dil mein basaya hai

Tab se meri zindgi ka har rang nikhar aaya hai
Har lamha har jagah bas usi ka hota hai dedar

Ab to kudrat ka har jalwa hasen nazar aaya hai
Gulabi honth, mehkte gesu, mekhmal sa badan

Uske yowaan ne zehn-o-dil pe ik qaher daya hai
Woh chamakti ankhien, woh uske chehre ka noor

Jasey insaan ke roop mein chand uthar aaya hai
Naaz apni kismat par bhalla kyunkar na karu

Usko pakar zamane ka nayaab gouhar paya hai
Bolne lagi hai meri GhazaleiN kyun ?

, ShayaadMere aksharoN mein bhi ussi ka asar aaya hai !!

MICROSOFT'S CRAZY FACTS

MICROSOFT'S CRAZY FACTS

MAGIC #1Nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on computer which can be named as "CON".This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable. ..At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE "CON" FOLDER

MAGIC #2This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable. ..At Microsoft the whole Team including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!Try it out yourself...Open Microsoft Word and type=rand (200, 99)And then press Enter

MAgic#3For those of you using Windows, do the following:1. Open an empty notepad file2. Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)3. Save it as whatever you want.4. Close it, and re-open it.Is it just a really weird bug?You can try the same thing above with another sentence "this app can break"

HAVE SOME DOUBTS(dont miss)

HAVE SOME DOUBTS(dont miss)
1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)
2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)
3. Who copyrightedthe copyright symbol? (who knows)
4. Can you cry under water? (let me try)
5. Why do people say, "you've been working like adog" when dogs just sitaround all day? (I think they meant something else)
. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by oneseyes)
9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stayand watch)
10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)
11. What should one call a male ladybird? (Nocomments)
12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they rememberthat they forgot? (can somebody help )
13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)
15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)
16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
17. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)
18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?

RoadRunner Becomes World's Fastest Supercomputer

RoadRunner Becomes World's Fastest Supercomputer- Petaflop computer uses video console chips

RoadRunner Becomes World's Fastest Supercomputer- Petaflop computer uses video console image of the BlueGene/L supercomputer, the previous world's fastest supercomputerThe US Department of Energy has announced recently that it currently owns the world’s fastest supercomputer, the 'RoadRunner', designed and built to operate on video game console processors. The RoadRunner is allegedly capable of executing 1,000 trillion computations per second, or a petaflop, while the previous record was held by IBM's BlueGene/L supercomputer, able to run 500 trillion calculations per second, 500 teraflops.Therefore, the RoadRunner is twice as fast as the machine known up to now as the world's fastest supercomputer and at the same time the first computer to reach a processing power of one petaflop. The RoadRunner was built out of 13,000 PlayStation 3 Cell processors and 7,000 AMD Opteron processors and is housed by the Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico.After dominating the TOP500 list of world's fastest computers for several years, the BlueGene/L is finally dethroned. To give you an idea about the computational power of the RoadRunner supercomputer, the spokesperson of the Los Alamos National Laboratory said that its overall daily power can be compared to 6 billion people using computers to make calculations every day for 46 years."Roadrunner will be used by the Department of Energy's National Nuclear Security Administration to perform calculations that vastly improve the ability to certify that the US nuclear weapons stockpile is reliable without conducting underground nuclear tests. Roadrunner will also contribute to solving our global energy challenges, and open new windows of knowledge in the basic scientific research fields", said the US DoE in a press statement.The RoadRunner uses a Linux Red Hat operating system, covers a surface area of 1,100 square meters, became operational this month and was built by IBM. The computing cluster consists of 18 interconnected units.Alternative uses for the RoadRunner supercomputer will involve areas such as science, financial, automotive and aerospace industries.

First Happens Facts

Persians first began using colored eggs to celebrate spring in 3,000 B.C. 13th century Macedonians were the first Christians on record to use colored eggs in Easter celebrations. Crusaders returning from the Middle East spread the custom of coloring eggs, and Europeans began to use them to celebrate Easter and other warm weather holidays.
An American cow called Fawn was not afraid of flying. In May 1963, she was swept up by a tornado and carried half a mile, only to land safely in another farmer's field. Five years later, another tornado carried her over a bus. She survived this too, and lived to the ripe old age of 25.
The greatest snow fall ever in a single storm was 189 inches at the Mount Shasta Ski Bowl in February, 1959.
The 1st feature-length animated film, released by Disney Studios in 1937, was "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."
The town of Tidikelt in the Share Desert once went ten years without rainfall.
The record for the biggest one day rainfall was set on Reunion Island in the Indian Ocean, on March 15, 1952, where 74 inches of rain fell in 24 hours.
The word "earthling" was first found in print in 1593.
The first man-made object to circle the earth was Sputnik I, launched in 1957.
The coldest outdoor temperature ever recorded on earth was 127 below zero in Antarctica on August 24, 1960.
Even when all the molecules in a single breath of air have been dispersed evenly in the earth's atmosphere, there will still be one or two of the same ones taken into the lungs with every subsequent breath. Every time you breathe in, you inhale one or two of the same molecules that you inhaled with the first breath you took as a baby.
An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 sent the Mississippi River backwards.
The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League all-stars Game.
The first footprints at Grumman’s Chinese Theater (now Mann's Chinese Theater), were made by Norma Tallmadge in 1927. Legend has it that she accidentally stepped in wet concrete outside the building. Since then, over 180 stars have been immortalized, along with their hands and feet and even noses (Jimmy Durant).
The Beatles were depicted in wax at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in London, in 1964, the first pop album stars to be honored.
The crew of Apollo 11 who put the first man on the moon have the same initials as the first men on earth. Armstrong: Adam Aldine : Abel Collins : Cain

The Cat Did It: Eczema Trouble

The Cat Did It: Eczema Trouble- Cat exposure in early childhood combined with a gene mutation can cause eczemaCats are best kept away from babies, as they can trigger eczemaNot so very good news for loversout there, especially if you have a young baby at home or are thinking of having one in the near future. A recent study carried out at the University Hospital Gentofte in Copenhagen,Denmark, has analyzed the connection between eczema, a gene mutation, and cats and reached the conclusion that cat exposure at birth may increase a child's risk of developing eczema (a recurring skin condition characterized by skin inflammation, redness, persistent rashes and dryness) during their first year, if the baby has also inherited a gene mutation that makes him or her susceptible to various environmental factors.Eczema runs in families, so if you or any of your relatives has had it, it's quite possible that your baby will inherit the condition as well – in which case, having a cat around is not a very good idea. The research in question (which looked at 800 British and Danish babies) showed that one of the causes of recurring eczema is a specific mutation in a certain skin protein gene, which is made worse by the presence of a cat. If your baby doesn't have the gene mutation in question, the cat can stay – indeed, some older studies even alleged that the presence of a house pet such as a dog or a cat can actually cut allergy risks.The discovery of this link between eczema, gene mutations and animal exposure may explain why some people are absolutely fine around cats and others experience eczema and allergy-like symptoms. Exposure to dogs is however completely safe, even for babies with the gene mutation in question. Dr Hans Bisgaard, who led the research team and published its findings the Public Library of Science journal, stated that "the message isn't to kill the cat. If you haven't got the mutation it doesn't matter if you have a cat. But if you have the mutation, a cat has an effect

Latest Animal Facts

The stonefish, which lives off the coast of Australia, is the most poisonous fish in the world.
A slug has four noses.
Octopuses have 3 hearts.
A goldfish can live up to 40 years.
A starfish doesn't have a brain.